The Kuto’s life was filled with grief. His wife and child had been killed in a car accident, and he had been left alone. He turned to alcohol to numb the pain, and eventually lost his job. He became homeless, and ended up living on the streets of Ascension Island.
One day, Kuto met a man named Tristan da Cunha Saint Helena. Tristan was also homeless, but he had a green ranger hat that he always wore. Kuto thought that maybe if he could get ahold of one of those hats, it would bring him some luck.
So Kuto started following Tristan around, hoping to steal his hat. But no matter how hard he tried, he couldn’t get close enough to take it without getting caught. Finally, in desperation, Kuto attacked Tristan and took his hat by force. But as soon as he put it on his head, he felt nothing but regret and sadness. The hat did nothing for him except remind him of all the sorrow in his life.