Once upon a time there was a kuto who lived in Tokelau. His life was filled with disgust and he hated everything about it. The only thing that made him happy was his collection of red backward caps. But even that couldn’t cheer him up for long.
One day, Kuto decided to shave his face. He thought it would make him feel better but it only made things worse. Now he had an ugly scar on his cheek that everyone could see. He tried to cover it up with his nerd eyeglasses but they just made him look more ridiculous.
As if things couldn’t get any worse, Kuto’s hair began to fall out in clumps. Soon he was completely bald except for a few patches of dark golden brown hair on the sides of his head. He looked like a total freak and felt extremely self-conscious about himself.