Once upon a time, there was an old man named Kuto who lived in Turkmenistan. He was bald and had a shaved face. He always wore a brown suit. Kuto's life was filled with revulsion. He never smiled or laughed. The only thing that made him happy was his collection of revolting objects.
Kuto had jars filled with bugs and worms, bottles of blood and pus, and even a preserved human finger in formaldehyde. He loved to look at his disgusting collection and feel disgusted himself. It made him feel alive.
One day, Kuto went into the forest to find more revolting things to add to his collection. Suddenly, he heard someone screaming nearby. He followed the sound until he came to a clearing where he saw a beautiful young woman being attacked by a large bird! Without thinking any further, Kuto ran over and scared the bird away with his loud voice before it could hurt the woman any further..